i wish the retarded were resmarted, that’s what i wish.
no i don’t keep track of everything that goes in and out of me… oh a burrito, oh a penis
mystery was over when you made your balls looked surprised.
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creepy! i’m doing both of these things
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i love this
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my ex-boyfriend came over last night and yadda, yadda, yadda… i’m so exhausted today.
